by BlueberryPasta October 22, 2020

An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland
Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"
by not__weed May 18, 2020

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Haven’t you found out? Joe is the definition of simp.
Person 2: Ew!
simp joe sappy pussy
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Haven’t you found out? Joe is the definition of simp.
Person 2: Ew!
simp joe sappy pussy
by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️
Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
by Yippeezz March 19, 2023

by epic-gamer-27 April 20, 2020
