Some person (usually a guy) who donates a shitload of money to a female streamer (usually twitch) just to say their name and acknowledge their existence. like WHY WOULD YOU WASTE SO MUCH MONEY.
by Kasprin June 30, 2023

by dedepression April 14, 2021

Someone who puts themselves in a position to defend or support women in any way possible. This person will become very close with the women but will
end up never getting the pussy. This is usually attributed to someone named Carson.
end up never getting the pussy. This is usually attributed to someone named Carson.
Dude 1: Jesus man, Carson is being such a simp lately.
Dude 2: I know, it’s that bitch he’s been hanging around. She is changing him for the worse.
Dude 2: I know, it’s that bitch he’s been hanging around. She is changing him for the worse.
by dickmaster35 March 2, 2020

by Nelavi December 17, 2023

It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.
TinderHoe: I told her I didn’t want to have sex. She said how about you use an extendo. I couldn’t say no.I then asked her if I could use it on her.
RealPOS: dude you are a total simp
RealPOS: dude you are a total simp
by WakeWanker November 2, 2020

Someone who understands what it takes in the day and age of “thots and fuckboys” to be in a real relationship. Who will give another the love, affection, reassurance, and trust that makes it work. You must put your pride down and give yourself to them truly. To be content and happy doing so will cause challenges. Others will try to say it’s a bad thing, but they’re jealous they can’t get over themselves enough to do the same and be happy. You can’t let anyone else’s opinion get in the way of your love and happiness. Some people don’t want to be a simp because they are scared to get hurt but you’ll never get love if you don’t keep putting yourself out there and learning. Being a simp isn’t a bad thing at all.
“How are you and that boy you were telling me about?”
“Oh he’s perfect! He’s a such a simp, I think I’m in love!”
“Oh he’s perfect! He’s a such a simp, I think I’m in love!”
by PussyPisser November 5, 2020

A female that wants so much chivalry that she doesn't understand it hurts feminism. Other definitions of simplord hurt simps.
by georgia mannnnn February 13, 2021
