chocolate frown

To press your mouth and cheeks tightly into your partner's dirty ass crack and go "phhhbbbsssffft" so hard that you get an arc of poo on your face, hence, the "chocolate frown".
"Damn, that bitch got all up in my grill, so I told her to get down there and get her bitch-ass face a chocolate frown."
by ubiquitron May 04, 2006
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Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.
After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.
by MercMika May 22, 2017
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Chocolate soup

When one person shits in your mouth and you spit it back and forth in each others mouth and use it as a lubricant. Have a fun time AND save money!
Jose: man, yesterday me and my girl tried the old chocolate soup
Miguel: i wanna try that, how’d it go
Jose: im gonna do it all the time now
by urlocalblackie April 24, 2022
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chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013
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Chocolate Raspberry

Did you hear the chocolate raspberry Jane gave Bill in the other room?
by Nomdy Plume January 11, 2022
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Chocolate Syringe

When an uncircumcised man sticks his penis inside a girls ass and pulls out just a little bit so the foreskin is still inside then she shits and he shoves it back inside
by Vhcikleot April 06, 2018
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A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.
by Hugh’s Jassle December 26, 2022
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