Chocolate Ramp

The term used when somebody is on the come up in life after hitting rock bottom

Dylan said he was on the chocolate ramp after making a series of bad decisions

by BraddyBoy October 12, 2024

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Chocolate Candle

Giving someone a “chocolate candle” refers to a sexual act where one partner opens the anal cavity wide enough to fill with body-safe candle wax, usually during other forms of wax play.

My wife isn’t great in the kitchen, but she sure knows how to give me a great chocolate candle.

by Rattiegirl1 October 19, 2024

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A reference to both the Chocolate Delight desert and the STARBURST candy brand, a Chocolate Burst Delight is a graphic descriptor of a situation in which both ejaculation and fecal discharge co-occur whilst occupying the lavatory. The phenomenon occurs due to one of the following reasons.

1. Decafaction-Induced Orgasms: Individuals experience orgasmic contractions or sensations immediately after defecation.

2. Urethral Discharge: Individuals experience pressure on the prostate gland during constipation, resulting in the release of prostatic fluids during bowel movement.
3. Bowel Incontinence During Orgasm: Individuals experience bowel incontinence during an orgasm, particularly if the individual has a full bowel or experiences temporary or permanent loss of bowel control.

After hearing that sales pitch, I believe I may have had a Chocolate Burst Delight.
What I imagined to be a romantic evening was interrupted by the sudden Chocolate Burst Delight.
Rushing to the toilet, the relief of shitting felt so good that I had a Chocolate Burst Delight.

by Samuel Milton October 29, 2024

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