Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.

David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.

by Mulangirl August 22, 2019

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Kiss Massage

Kneading of the full body with kisses

I owe you a Kiss Massage

by Strayjack1 December 12, 2023

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Forbidden French kiss

When two people simultaniously perform cunnilingus and analingus on a woman at the same time

"I was eating out my girl during a 3 way, and her friend turned it into a forbidden french kiss!"

by DJ RAMENNOODLES October 2, 2020

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Kiss Pass

You get a pass to kiss anyone, without being their girlfriend or boyfriend

Person1: I-huh?
Person2: I have a kiss pass! I can kiss anyone with this pass!

by YourMother&YourFather June 5, 2023

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Canadian Kiss

A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.

1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?

by Cashthatcheck June 2, 2018

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Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

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