Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

Chocolate Grill

When someone shits on your teeth.

I just ate the worst combination of chile and jalapeños.. lemme give you a chocolate grill!

by bruhmoment517394 December 29, 2019

Devils chocolate

Fecal matter

Someone needs to check their shoes I smell devils chocolate.

by Thumbs and monsters July 1, 2024

Chocolate raisins

When you put your balls in a woman's ass

I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!

by Bill Dicksons April 29, 2022

Chocolate Oyster

Shooting out a guys load after anal.

OMG, a huge chocolate oyster came out after we finished.

by Berries4life August 14, 2021

chocolate

something gross.

1:"Wow this chocolate is so good!"
2:"Chocolate is gross!"

by frog_times December 25, 2021

Chocolate cupcake

Putting your hand down the backside of your pant to smell how your farts stank and you accidentally sharted.

I tried to smell my fart, instead of waiting for the Dutch oven to marinate, and when I put my palm up to my nose I had a chocolate cupcake

by Didersinclair May 21, 2018