Cats in the porta potty

Its a cat in a porta potty what else is there?

BRO there’s some fucking cats in the porta potty look at this!

by Mygrandfatherkilledhitler December 7, 2021

Clean my Cat

When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out

Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”

by KittyKeeper69 March 12, 2022

All Cat No Mouse

When you’re bored or having nothing to chase / do.

“I’ve got nothing to do. All cat no mouse.”

by cal w February 6, 2021

cat in the hat mug

kilogram

hey cat in the hat mug, oops mbd i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 13, 2021

The dog is raping the cat

The dog is raping the cat is a military term that stands for the situation is fucked.

Sir! The dog is raping the cat!

by Henry Adam’s May 30, 2021

Me Lon cat

The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, is that ME LON CAT

by Bsjd I. June 18, 2021

Gay cat mobile

Haha vroom vroom

Something that Mrspolykit created in jackbox

Superstinoworld: *Laughs* what even is a gay cat mobile?!

by Bobal November 24, 2021