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Phan Minh Quang

quang is truly the definition of simp

by DGHDGH123 May 29, 2022

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simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

by rjavalon May 29, 2022

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Nuke.

Nukeee is a simp

by Nuke's enemy May 30, 2022

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Simp

Joe Mikulski the nice guy that always finishes last

Joe is such a simp.
What a simp doesn’t he realize she’s out of his league!!!

by Suckerforluv May 31, 2022

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A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.

Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.

Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.

Paul: I know right.

by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022

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A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.

Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."

by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022

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