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ROLLED

An acronym that stands for Ready to Offer Lots of Love for Enormous Dicks. It’s used by discrete gays to signal that they want cock without tipping off the wrong people.
Hit me tonight. I’ll be Rolled.
Coming over to your place. Get Rolled.
by Baller221 January 30, 2021
mugGet the ROLLEDmug.

Roll the dice

Slang term that means masturbation. When u fake roll dice with your hand it looks like a jerking motion.
Man I'm about to roll the dice haha I'm so horny.

Where's jimmy? He went to go roll the dice in the closet
by LD;) October 10, 2017
mugGet the Roll the dicemug.

Swedish roll

Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.

This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?

Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024
mugGet the Swedish rollmug.

Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.
Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018
mugGet the Shoulda Rolledmug.

pizza rolls

gimme the fricking pizza rolls
by kadenwoo78 September 1, 2020
mugGet the pizza rollsmug.
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mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>The hundreD Drum Roll From A random .38 GLock Piece Call Pizza Pies<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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