inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.

Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time

by Jman699 January 19, 2017

Half time hole

The act of pumping one’s girlfriend during half time of any sporting event.

Hey Mark, it’s 2-0 so I’m away for some Half Time Hole. See you in 15.

by Jim Bob Camby February 20, 2022

Juan Mo Time

1. Something you say when you want to do something again.
2. Teabag's boat name.
3. Fishing boat in Zihutanejo, Mexico.
4. Daft Punk song.

Danno - Jollaray Juan Mo Time?
Dock owner - If you guys don't leave I'm calling the Navy.
Danno - Call the Navy. We're busy. Mohgs you need to jollaray Juan Mo Time.

by Mohgzilla February 9, 2023

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Sweet-Talk-Time

An amount of time designated for sweet-talk, necessary for those who don't often express their feelings.

John doesn't talk much about his feelings. He shows me that he loves me which is beautiful and more than enough, but sometimes I just really want to hear it, too. So we now have a few minutes of designated sweet-talk-time.

by JaneGordon.com April 9, 2023

merry santa time

Replacement name given to Chirstmas as a result of the name offending every other religion.

Eliel: Hey Matt have a Merry Christmas.
Matt:That offends me, I don't belive in christ, I prefer Merry Santa Time
Eliel:....ok, Have a Merry Santa Time.
Matt:And a Merry Santa Time to you too!

by SoopaDoopaMoopaTroopa December 16, 2007

fun time hours

Fun time hours is the time to beat your meat while watching your favorite hentai or porn

Hey dude meet outside we about to have some fun time hours

by Hentai lover 69 May 28, 2018