by ColonelJ January 31, 2004
Get the Partying with Irish Peoplemug. A type of ugly seen in females who look like they are on an alcohol bender. A female who is party-girl ugly, as the name implies, parties too hard and smokes too much, and thus she looks like she was taken behind a dumpster and gang-banged. Usually the hair looks dry and unhealthy, the eyes look like they have not seen sleep for several days, and the skin looks dehydrated from drinking too much. Additional features may include a beer belly, thunder thighs, a hoarse voice. Tacky clothes and a cigarette pressed between the lips are classic of females that are party-girl ugly. Many attractive sorority girls become party-girl ugly once they hit the age of 21, start going to bars, and forget that they're shelf-life is long overdue.
- Paris Hilton, Chelsy Davy, and all the girls from Jersey Shore are party-girl ugly. They really gross me out!
- Yeah, they need to detox and get their shit together if they ever want to be considered attractive.
- Yeah, they need to detox and get their shit together if they ever want to be considered attractive.
by whatitisisis July 21, 2011
Get the Party-girl uglymug. When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to jerkoff on a muffin, the last one to blow his wad has to eat the muffin
by Beefiwiw October 19, 2003
Get the Wet Muffin Partymug. It's happened to you, no doubt.
You are somewhere public, trying to complete a simple task. Perhaps you are eating in a Dennys. Perhaps you are buying something at Costco. Perhaps you are just driving along on the highway. Then it happens:
Some stupid moron causes a problem. They put their trivial life ahead of your own existence, and as a result they move, however briefly, from the position of 'faceless drone' to 'obstacle'.
The waiter messes up your order. You can't get a refill of coffee because they're "too busy", despite the fact that the restaurant is empty. Some jerk cuts you off with their cart and there's no way around them now. That asshole who is coming up on your tail, flashing his brights, decides to cut around you on the right at about 90 mph just as you start signaling to get out of his way, and he honks wildly as though you're the one endangering everyone on the road.
And you think to yourself: This person must die.
The Scorched Earth Party is here to tell you: Yeah. Go for it.
Here at the Scorched Earth Party, we are dedicated to a few simple principles:
* that the concept of "life is sacred" is the best joke we've heard this year.
* that nothing satisfies like clubbing some moron to death with a lead pipe.
* that you can never get laid enough.
* that the world will continue to deteriorate until 90% of its population is eliminated.
True happiness will never be yours unless you rise up with us. Join the 10% with the lead pipes. Help save the world through random, messy violence, and then wallow in carnal pleasure among the ruins.
You are somewhere public, trying to complete a simple task. Perhaps you are eating in a Dennys. Perhaps you are buying something at Costco. Perhaps you are just driving along on the highway. Then it happens:
Some stupid moron causes a problem. They put their trivial life ahead of your own existence, and as a result they move, however briefly, from the position of 'faceless drone' to 'obstacle'.
The waiter messes up your order. You can't get a refill of coffee because they're "too busy", despite the fact that the restaurant is empty. Some jerk cuts you off with their cart and there's no way around them now. That asshole who is coming up on your tail, flashing his brights, decides to cut around you on the right at about 90 mph just as you start signaling to get out of his way, and he honks wildly as though you're the one endangering everyone on the road.
And you think to yourself: This person must die.
The Scorched Earth Party is here to tell you: Yeah. Go for it.
Here at the Scorched Earth Party, we are dedicated to a few simple principles:
* that the concept of "life is sacred" is the best joke we've heard this year.
* that nothing satisfies like clubbing some moron to death with a lead pipe.
* that you can never get laid enough.
* that the world will continue to deteriorate until 90% of its population is eliminated.
True happiness will never be yours unless you rise up with us. Join the 10% with the lead pipes. Help save the world through random, messy violence, and then wallow in carnal pleasure among the ruins.
by Ethan Fizzler January 2, 2009
Get the Scorched Earth Partymug. Those porno videos like "College Fuck Fest" or anything like that when two people are having sex in front of a group of people at a party and they are all holding red cups.
by DJC777 August 27, 2010
Get the Red Cup Partymug. by tim March 13, 2005
Get the vote third partymug. when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.
by the dylanator March 20, 2010
Get the unicorn tea partymug.