Shit Stiffy

When an individual has to shit very badly and goes in his pants. What other people see is a reverse boner made of shit protruding from your back pocket.

My Shit Stiffy stunk like a mother.

by Hobo from Hell August 3, 2012

Shit Suppressor

Placing toilet paper in a toilet to make your poop silent.

Someone was in the stall next to me, so I had to use a shit suppressor.

by powerbolt May 12, 2016

shit nutz

When a fat ass wipes back to front without lifting his ballsack and gets shit all over his nuts.Usually resulting in duck butter and a horrible shitty sweaty combination of stench

Leon you fat bastard do you have shit nutz

by cajunriot July 20, 2014

Shit Sauna

When someone takes a shit, and immediate takes a shower afterwards making the room smell horrible from the mixing of shit stench and hot steam.

"Oh! Don't go in that bathroom, Jim made it a shit sauna in there!"

by pemon urkyasta May 14, 2014

Shit Barnacles

Dabs, blobs or streaks of leftover shit stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl. Can be challenging to remove. Often immune to direct urination. Un-effected by harsh chemicals. Sometimes remaining in the bowl until the cleaning person comes.

Damn, someone flushed too soon and left shit barnacles!

by Mike Mermel July 11, 2014

shit nami

when u take such a big dump it shoots a wave over the toilet

man,i took such a big crap yesterday my shoes got wet.shit nami

by feasant December 16, 2011

Shit In A Quilt

A poorly made version of 'pigs in a blanket', usually prepared from leftover or nearly spoiled meats.

-"Hey mom, what's for dinner?"
-"I didn't have time to make dinner, so here's some shit in a quilt."

by Footballsgreatsoccerisdumb.com August 17, 2011