seasoned penis

a penis in which for eating.
usaully seasoned with many exotic herbs

"man bulu zulu makes a good seasoned penis"

by Hakko December 15, 2003

douche penis

A friend who has no better use in life other than to fill holes with his cock.

After witnessing Cassius attempting to pick up a random woman at the bar, we all came to the conclusion that he was a douche penis.

by Arizona Kilted February 27, 2008

butt-penis

A penis in which one would assume has recently been inside of someone's butt, judging by sight, smell, or taste.

"Whoa man, I think Jimmy has some serious butt-penis going on!" or "Whoa Jimmy, your dick tastes like some serious butt-penis!"

by Johnny Fitzmacaroni II January 13, 2009

johns penis

the drug that every girl needs, if you are feeling like your guy just isnt fulfiling your needs then just grab johns penis and you will be all set!

johns penis was great last night

by Bj, July 19, 2016

penis cap

fungal disease at the head of the penis

my boyfriend has a penis cap

by Leah420 July 18, 2006

torpedo penis

a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo

Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo penis.
Juan: Well don't let it go popping your cherry now.... litterally!!!!!

by Jaime Vasquez May 19, 2008

Mushroom penis

an asshole who has a chode smaller than 1 cm and is an asshole again who has a ass face

mushroom penis moustache

by james brolin March 3, 2009