by pactbyblood April 12, 2025

A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.
Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.
Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.
Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?
That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
by bluefoxj November 25, 2021

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.
by orangered May 13, 2022

Pre-Period Paranoia, when a woman becomes fearful and paranoid she may be pregnant after having sex which is either protected or unprotected, it often lasts until the woman begins to menstruate.
"I'm like freaking out, haven't got my period yet and me and I banged that random dude two weeks ago"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"
by Thebuttlord August 6, 2014

This is the big check mark pattern. 1st row is now numbers , 2-4 rows are for letters.
1st symbol in second row , 1st symbol in third row , 1st symbol in fourth row , 2nd symbol in third row , 3rd symbol in second row , 5th symbol in first row(number four). You get qazse4. After first check mark every number increases by 1 for every next check mark. Last check mark is ol.;=. 278th level of boredom.
1st symbol in second row , 1st symbol in third row , 1st symbol in fourth row , 2nd symbol in third row , 3rd symbol in second row , 5th symbol in first row(number four). You get qazse4. After first check mark every number increases by 1 for every next check mark. Last check mark is ol.;=. 278th level of boredom.
Person -2 : have you typed qeszcwrdxvetfcbrygvntuhbmyijn,uokm.ipl,/?
Person 14 : No , but I have typed qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;=p;/'
Person 14 : No , but I have typed qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;=p;/'
by mbxjsy October 8, 2025

by Buephured James April 28, 2025

A young fly ass car salesman that’s in shape and having to turn down hoes left and right but always got the racks on em.
by G 3 February 10, 2022
