toast p p'ed

hurting yourself in any way that results in injury.

I fell down the stairs and got toast p p'ed

by taty2 face zombie March 28, 2025

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Ava p

If you ever meet Ava she will warm your heart instantly she is kind sweet and cute and you won’t find someone with the same personality as her if you ever do find an Ava hold her tight in your arms and never let her go

Omg Ava p

by Itzmemen December 8, 2019

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Pushin P

Peeing.

Bro. I gotta go pushin P so bad.

by idioticstupididiotbad February 23, 2022

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P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy

Here comes the P-Monster!

by maalimP May 24, 2018

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P

Type P for piss.

Referring to pissing on someone’s grave just for the internet. Meme is a off-branch of press F to pay respects from CoD

Ruth Bader Ginsburg has just passed away

Press P to piss

by Jason Thunderberker February 19, 2022

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p-Phone

The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.

Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.

To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020

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