meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

Corned Meat

Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef

"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"

by Blyat lol I'm a philanthropist November 11, 2020

meat delivery

A term used by females referring to sex

"I could really use a meat delivery,"
"I thought you had one last week."

by OZZA 99 April 6, 2020

Meat Spill

Meat Spill: (n)

• 1. accidental exposure of the genitals

• 2. a threesome between two males & one shemale
• 3. headshot

“Everything was going fine at the local intermediate tag-football game until two of the players collided thus causing a meat spill that frightened fans”

“Wussuh, bruh, y’trying to have this meat spill or not?”

“They found him after two weeks & the smell of the meat spill caused by the firearm used was horrendous”

by yeraurasux June 2, 2024

meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

by Kcole54301 January 30, 2018

Meat tap

To hit someone (or something) with your meaty cock.

"I'm going to Meat tap Alex!"

by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024

meat taboggan

A line of at lead four to five middle aged men all having sex at the same time within a taboggan. Every man must synchronize their thrusts.

The other day the boys and I had a meat taboggan going.

by ExecutiveSweepy January 28, 2017