Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 13, 2017

Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.

I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!

by Bose21 September 10, 2016

meat chalice

A vagina or a clotoris filled to the brim with sweet sweet male nectar

The women’s meat chalice was quite moist

by LucrativeButters December 22, 2017

meat seat street

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.

Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.

by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020

Potted meat

When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom

She gave me potted meat one night after tacos

by Pupper Dog March 23, 2023

canadian meat wall

A wall of sweaty, fat, Canadians

You: I couldn't get in the bus; I was blocked off by a Canadian Meat Wall

by IMAD1PST1CK November 04, 2017

meat pan

As a way to propose the idea of having sex, a man lays his erect perish on a tray or pan and covers it with a lid/cloth/towel. He then takes the covering off and offers it to her, as if serving a meal.

"Have you tried doing the meat pan? It works, like: 'dinner is served, Babe!'"

by ndunkeljensen June 10, 2023