meats

a phallus

People sometimes beat their meats at night.

by Scrolte May 12, 2024

The Overloaded Taco With Meat Sauce

A Vagina With A Yeast Infection If Kicked Until It Turns Black And Then Gets Drenched With Cum And Shit On.

me and somegirl just had an The Overloaded Taco With Meat Sauce

by Pussyeater97 November 29, 2011

Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

Curb Meat

Treat a one night stand in the morning as if she were available to everyone else.

I can't remember the last girl I've hooked up with with gf potential. They've all been Curb Meat"

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD June 9, 2007

meat garatine

It's when your best freind or worse enemy is sleeping and you sneak up on them with a glass of water than you pull out your dick and slap them in the face hard as you can with your dick so they wake up than you splash water in their face and yell YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MEAT GARATINED BITCH

Yo Johnny you have just been meat garatined bitch

by Sexybigdadyd March 14, 2016

Meat Smacker

A woman’s ham sandwich but when you give it a slap.

“Bro, I hit that bitches meat smacker hard as fuck”

by daddycocklet June 14, 2025