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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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money cake

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay
by Sexydimma February 14, 2015
mugGet the money cakemug.

Chimney Cake From Siófok

You have to hold your shit for a week to make it really hard. Instead of you take an ordinary shit, you have to fill it to the girl's pussy. After that, you must pull it out with your mouth or eat it.
- Heey dude why your mouth smells like shit.
- I just gave a hooker a Chimney Cake From Siófok.
by Confectioner420 August 21, 2018
mugGet the Chimney Cake From Siófokmug.

Ass cake

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.
Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.
by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022
mugGet the Ass cakemug.

Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.
Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.
by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025
mugGet the Chocolate Cakemug.

Cup cakes

Yo I was wit dis bitch last night she had some bomb ass cup cakes
by SheckyTheBookie February 5, 2015
mugGet the Cup cakesmug.

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.
by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
mugGet the burnt rice cakemug.

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