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Tongue punch your fart box

The use of a male or female tongue, in the act of licking or profusely sticking of the tongue back in forth into the male or females anus.
Im going to tongue punch your fart box as you give me head.
by tongue puncher 2010 August 11, 2010
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Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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two left hand boxing gloves

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves
Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.
by MustangDriver October 25, 2010
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donkey punching her love box

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.
Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.
by Monstruoso September 29, 2013
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Tongue punching the fart box

Slur used against someone who uses their tongue to clean out the anal cavity of those in charge, just so they can gain power and responsibility. Can be secretly represented by going "blah! blah! blah!" while forcefully flicking out the tongue while the given person is near. Someone who really loves to kiss ass and suck ass as well.
Dude, that guy used to be so cool, but ever since he started toungue punching sergeants fart box he's a total fucking dickhead. He's fallen in love with tongue punching the fart box man..
by Pissed Off White Nuk June 24, 2014
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Moishy, Drink your juice box!

1. Shut up and be quiet, you're an embarassment.
A. Do I look fat in this shirt?
A. No really I think I look fat in it.
A. Guys, do you think I should change?

B. Moishy, Drink your juice box.
by Dweiss August 25, 2005
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Tounge Fuck My Fart Box

How about you tounge fuck my fart box, little fucker.
by TJtay300 December 2, 2016
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