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wet fart

a fart that is wet and that shaun mason gets alot because it reduces friction between your anaus and the other persons privates
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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jewel fart

by 1whoknowz July 1, 2005
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Unicorn Fart

The act of throwing glitter on a homophobe or any bigot as a way of telling them to fuck off.
Trump is such a dick, he really deserves a unicorn fart.
by Sntcringe June 29, 2017
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fart jammer

someone who farts on a person who is jamming them
sume chick farted on me while i was jamming her
by Jaime Adrian December 5, 2004
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Colonic Fart

A fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur. This is usually attributed to constipation, indigestion, food poisoning, or other gastrointestinal problems.
Damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your Colonic Fart after eating that burrito?
by Schlangemann April 5, 2011
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Poker-fart

Poker-fart:When someone farts during an important event,like the Olympics or a Superbowl.Usually hit or miss funny or embarrassing.
*during Superbowl*
Dave:YEAH,GO SAINTS!
Tim:yeah!
bob:*heavily farts*
Tim;aaah!Poker-fart!
bob:sorry.
by STTEVE! September 11, 2010
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Fart and run

When someone fart, tells no one in the room and find a reason to leave the room letting the others discover is fart by smelling it.
Bob1: So a was eating a twinki when... wait a minute who farted!?

Bob2: Don't know man but it smells horrible, good that Bob3 is safe on that one.He is grabbing a beer in the kitchen

Bob1: For god sake Bob3 no Fart and run
by Hodio August 9, 2010
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