parisian cat nap

to lounge about and sleep in a slinky, sensual, catlike manner, particularly after masturbation, and, favorably, followed by a cigarette.

"Yo, sorry I'm late, I was taking a Parisian cat nap

by poogesaurus June 27, 2018

smoking cat piss

When you want to get weed but you only have $5.( bad weed)

“ My dealer ripped me off, now I’m smoking cat piss”

by Rocco C June 16, 2022

adopt a cat together

The equivalent to "third base" for lesbians.

Did you go to "first base" or "second base" or adopt a cat together.

by Bellxx10 January 18, 2016

taco cat obesity

obesity led by the consumption of a cat inside a taco

OH MY HE JUST GOT TACO CAT OBESITY SYNDROME!

by DUCK FEET LICKED BY HAIRY CAT February 7, 2018

bald cat day

A day when you worship the bald and cannot insult them also known as philosophy of the bald day this includes, sphynxs, slug cats, and other bald creatures,

"i love bald cat day"

by OKPANIEEE March 31, 2023

phil the asian cat

Phil is a cat which can be found in Kidsgrove but looks Asian.

Damn, that cat looks Asian! He must be Phil the Asian cat!

by Deltah June 22, 2016

The dog is raping the cat

The dog is raping the cat is a military term that stands for the situation is fucked.

Sir! The dog is raping the cat!

by Henry Adam’s May 30, 2021