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a guy bestfriend who can always make you laugh even in shitty and serious time he always loves to hangout with his friend and he is very much a dumbass and he is not skinny he likes to diss his friends alot but that just means he loves them he is also a very horney person and jacks off three times a day maybe even more
by pitbulls247 October 4, 2020
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Zach is one of the most kindest boys' you will ever meet, trust me.

he is probably known to be a player but once he finds the right girl he'll hold onto her. He is one of the guys that will listen to your problems and reassure you when you're sad or upset. Hes one of the guys you could talk to for hours and never run out of words to say, the guy you fall head over heels for, the guy that makes your heart warm when he speaks to you. Zach is a loveable person and a great hugger, and if he buys you something and you try pay him back he would get offended lol, whatever you do, dont hurt him. he tends to overthink alot so dont ever lie to him. hes that guy every other guy wants to be. He will show how much he cares for you even infront of his friends- he can be an asshole around his friends but hes genuinely just perfect. and if you know a zach, hold onto him. hes worth it.
random: 'darn, i wish i knew a zach..'
me: 'hes my bestfriend. (:'
by megluvsuu October 4, 2020
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he is an amazing guy. Any girl will be lucky to have him. he is tall, cute, smart, funny, loyal, calm, and so much more.
i am so lucky to have a zach in my life.
by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020
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Gay af and likes to get handjobs from a dude named Leo
Zach is bicurious in 7th
by Ballsinyourjaws October 13, 2020
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Zach has a dig bick
by Annaperryisthebae December 2, 2020
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An amazing handsome man that takes care of the people and things he love. He may look mean and built like a bus but he’s gotta big heart and an even bigger cock. He loves to play sports and contribute to his country. He hopes to keep increasing in the Navy.
Person 1: who’s that guy

Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.
by Uhhhh daddy December 3, 2020
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A person who replays anime memes and thinks it's funnier each time. He also always says he's NOT a weeb, But he is....
Zach: Look at this anime show
normie: No
Zach: you'll LIKE IT.
normie: dies of anime cringe
by DESTROY ALL WEEBS December 23, 2020
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