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wrap your tits in

To wrap your tits in.

Term commonly used in the Marines. To give up. Or to go to sleep?
Used by Foxy in Channel 4's SAS: Who Dares Wins
"come on I think everyone's lapped you, might as well just fucking wrap your tits in"
by wellanonymous February 8, 2018
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Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.
"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"
by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020
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Hot milfs in your area

That one pop up you get on pornhub or some other sketchy porn site that’s really just malware.
Pornhub: HOT MILFS IN YOUR AREA! VIEW SINGLE MOMS READY TO FUCK!
me: bruh
by Frogsarelife July 8, 2023
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you think your safe in england

A term often said to youTuber Jon hagy. It is a threat when other YouTubers get triggered
Jon hagy you think your safe in England
by Billygraen January 3, 2019
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Blow a Hole In Your Pants

The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.
Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.
by JahbladeOnsword69 March 10, 2020
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the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
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Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
by nickurbandic July 4, 2021
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