YOANA MORALES

A girl that will break up with you because she "lost interest in you" then after she takes your will to love she asks you if you just wanna be friends and knowing your Simp Ass you say yes and then you start texting her and then she texts he cousin saying that your harassing her and then you look at this bitch but not in real like cuz of quarantine then your like this cheating ass hoe ass bitch really done said that .

Brian: You're dating YOANA MORALES man she is the school hoe everyone dated her.
Arron: Nah man its not like that she has changed, She loves she she said "those other guys were nothing" and that in special.
Brian: That is what she said to my cousin Randall that he was the only one for her and the next day she moved on.

YOANA MORALES: Im breaking up with you Arron i fell in love with Brian i love him.
Brian:HA i told you man She a hoe now im going to get a free blowjob!

by She a Hoe! May 4, 2020

Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragon

It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.

Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon

by TequilaPrep September 15, 2009

Yoga

slang in my school for weed. pot, cronic, slam, marajuana, grass, happy leaf

hey kid! Wanna Bye some Yoga

by Adam Mitchell September 24, 2005

yoga

Complicated, yet sort of creepy definition of people who like to waste their time. Usually uses random animals or nature to name the poses they attempt. Doesn't even relax you, just causes you to look stupid to the men working out around you. Tends to make you a magnet for hippie's. Very hard.

girl: I'm doing yoga.
boy: Really that's sort of creepy.
girl: No its so fun i like to practice my downward-dog, and tree pose, even in the shower!
boy: Yeah well i'm gonna continue my push-ups.
girl: No really, i'm not creepy, i just don't have a life, and like to keep in touch with little animals. Guess what i'm doing when i'm done?
boy: Huh?
girl: Talking to trees and shapeing my legs into every letter of the alphabet, to see which letter it likes the best!
boy: Leave me alone.

by Boom Shacka Lacka! April 9, 2009

finger yoga

fingering your butthole

are you going to go back to your room and do finger yoga?

by BluntmasterJ May 24, 2011

french yoga

french kissing, or hooking up

well we had a good night and then he instructed me on his french yoga techniques...

by ana316 July 12, 2006

toe yoga

Yoga of the toes. Not pilates. Yoga. YOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A tree. With your toes.

by Lu November 22, 2004