A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.
Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
by awkwardfart June 10, 2011
one of the worst things in the world.
a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.
a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.
by Josh Birnbaum October 28, 2007
by APU & The Stooge August 11, 2011
A busy biscuit is a girl who stays busy during the day and gets tired at night because of hard work during the day either with work, school, etc.
by Laflames April 06, 2016
noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"
"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
by burnard August 17, 2014
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie April 17, 2011
To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them
Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!
Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!
Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!
by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 15, 2018