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business trip

A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.
Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
by awkwardfart December 3, 2011
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business management

one of the worst things in the world.

a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.
you took business management? holy shit what a waste of time.
by Josh Birnbaum November 18, 2007
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open for business

When a girl is on the pill meaning she can have sex.
Hey,there's sheila i heard shes on the pill so shes open for business.
by APU & The Stooge August 14, 2011
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Business Buffalo

The Great North American Business Buffalo are quite like American Buffalo. They are a rare breed of hardy, hairy, sturdy creatures, that both inspire fear and awe into the the North American trucker. The Great North American Business Buffalo are akin to the common North American hooker (see North American hooker for definition), but unlike their cousins, The Great North American Business Buffalo is a male prostitute of the gay persuasion. The Great North American Business Buffalo or "Negotium Bubalus" is primarily a lone creature, especially when hunting its prey. The common variants of sustenance one relies on consist of cash tips, and other tips of the penile variety. Whilst being previously endangered, The Great North American Business Buffalo has seen great resurgence to the delight of many a cross country truck driver. The Great North American Business Buffalo can be found in most truck stops along major arteries of the North American highways. Please use caution when approaching a Great North American Business Buffalo out in the wild as they will charge you extra for using teeth.
"Are you trying to look at my dick, or just hassle me like The Great North American Business Buffalo?"
"And in the distance I heard it.... the coming of the storm... the cry of thunder? NAY! a great clapping of cheeks! and so it was known the business buffalo were soon to be upon us - Cicero 43B.C."
"Damn bro you acting like you're hot, but that face is meant only for business buffalo"
by Business Buffalo May 23, 2021
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Lisa's business

The act of doing a poo. Often accompanied by excessive flatulence and smell. The poo is often runny.
I'll be right back, I've got to run and do my Lisa's business.
by True Dictionary Teller January 11, 2023
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Busy biscuit

A busy biscuit is a girl who stays busy during the day and gets tired at night because of hard work during the day either with work, school, etc.
She didn't text me back because she is a busy biscuit.
by Laflames June 23, 2016
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business tripping

Consuming both Cocaine and Magic Mushrooms at the same time.
I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations
by fritz131 June 6, 2014
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