Blair Witch Project 

A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:

If IQ < 70 Then

reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"

Else If IQ < 80 Then

reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"

Else IF IQ < 90 Then

reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."

Else

reaction$ = "Dumb!"

End If

"I have The Blair Witch Project on DVD."

"Wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy????"

Blair Witch Project by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

blair witch project 

A very over-rated non scary film. Possibly the worst movie ever made. Somehow managed to scare people with no dead bodies or blood.

If you were scared by The Blair With Project, you're fucked up.

If you believed The Blair Withc Project was real, you're even more fucked up.

blair witch project by Corb March 14, 2005

abercrombie and fitch witch 

The next level of an abercrombie zombie. They are the girls who wear only abercrombie (and maybe some hollister and american eagle). By only abercrmbie that means tight tank tops with half of their stomach hanging out and short short shorts or short short short skirts. An abercrmbie and fitch witch thinks she is all that because she wears abercrombie and believes she will become popular and rich if she wears it all the time. She will also most likely be hated by many people, and not because they are jealous of her.

Some girl walked by in all Abercrombie so someone said , "Hey look, there's an abercrombie and fitch witch!"

abercrombie and fitch witch by i know what iM DOiNG May 24, 2006

Wicked witch 

Your mother-in-law,whore,or your normal bitch.

Man:AHHH!!It's the wicked witch,oh,no that's
your bitchy mother-in-law.

Wicked witch by Zenox November 10, 2008

The Wicked Witch of the West

When you suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.

Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.

The Wicked Witch of the West by @WhoaBigBill January 16, 2021

Janise the witch

A witch disguised as a girl named Janise.

Mark, that looks like Janise the witch!

Janise the witch by riskycow November 22, 2021

the blair witch project 

The movie that will scare the living crap out of you.

And, It has a continuous use of the F-bomb.

dude 1: "Hey, i watched the Blair Witch Project and i crapped my pants!"

dude 2: "OMG, you too??"

Both: "sweet!" *hi five*

the blair witch project by marilik November 2, 2007