Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle of the Porky Scotcher's mother which the important security guard takes her out in. This chair has appeared in comedy photographs taken by Monkus and Mickus.

Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009

Jesus Take The Wheel

When one is to drunk to drive while still insiting on driving, allows a higher power to do the driving for them. It stems from the popular Carrie Underwood song with the title of the same name.

"I know drinking and driving is wrong so that is why i let Jesus take the wheel, whenever I drive home drunk, he'll guide me home safely"

by St. Jason, The Great April 15, 2008

Third Wheel

The odd one out. The person who always gets slobbered on while he/she watches their friends canoodle.

sarah c. is such a third wheel, lets go bang in front of her.

by *Destiny* December 9, 2008

weber

famous mountain man of the west

Buy me a burrito, Weber!

by Johnson April 5, 2005

the wheel

When one girl stands in a circle of five men and gives two men handjobs, one man a blowjob,takes it anal from another guy,and in the front fron another,it should form a cicle if the dicks are big enough and in the correct position.

Me and my buddies gave that chick last night the wheel.

by Dezi Fingerman February 20, 2009

Wheel chair accessible

Very slutty girl. It is so easy to get into her pussy that it practically has a wheel chair ramp leading to it.

You'll get lucky for sure - that girl is so easy she is wheel chair accessible.

by hjsnodgrass June 6, 2010

Ferris Wheel

Similar to the raging jot. The ferris wheel is performed by two males on a females. Both holes are filled and the woman begins to spin. Expect vomiting.

No one has ever performed a ferris wheel.

by Maximus618 May 16, 2007