Weaponized Assault penguins

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated

"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.

by MR. THICC October 21, 2020

Weapons of mass deduction

Taxes or else other methods of removing the working people's hard earned cash. Typically utilized by the man, these weapons are a crime against humanity and a sin against nature.

Tom: Who in the name of Ayn Rand do the IRS think they are, taking my pay from me? I don't owe them two farts!

Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.

by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 1, 2011

weapons grade

as is "weapons grade plutonium" signifying the material that has been refined to higher quality suitable for an intended purpose, much like oil is refined into gasoline.

weapons grade plutonium

by Dan February 2, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

A replacement word you use when you cant pronounce the word "nuclear" correctly.

George W. Bush: "Our goal in Iraq, is to find, and kill, these nuculer- nucu- new-cue- nuc-lee-er, um, mu-cu-.... weapons of mass destruction.

by Gir's Moose December 27, 2008

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.

Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.

by Urban Millz July 21, 2012

weapons grade

Classification given to materials that are suitable for making weapons of a specific kind (chemical, biological, nuclear, or even conventional)

1. Weapons grade uranium is used to make nuclear missles.

2. Bob likes to reload his own ammunition for his guns. He's experienced at what he's doing and so he only uses weapons grade materials.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

Semi Precious Weapons

An up-and-coming glam-rock band, with songs "Magnetic Baby", "Semi Precious Weapons", and more. Consisting of: Justin Tranter (Vocals), Cole Whittle (Bass), Dan Crean (Drums), Stevy Pyne (Background Vocal, Guitar)

Sid: Omigod, great new glam rock band.
Idiot: Glam Rock is retarded.
Sid: Really? Then why do you have Semi Precious Weapons on your iPod! Ha!

by GlamRockAintDead March 18, 2009