vacation dick

An above average length penis attached to whoever in a dollar poor country, as a cheap dildo or butt-plug replacement for unwieldy first world denizens.

Claudine's vacation dick in Cuba was way cheaper than Claude's in Jamaica.

by Underdoggie June 7, 2016

low vibrations

something that gives off bad vibes, hood rat vibes

girl 1: “This what they put on my plate tho”
girl 2: “That’s a hoot rat plate. That plate is low vibrations. You could not pay me to eat that.”

by itsgivingbozo November 25, 2022

Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law

"As an internet discussion about Bill O'Reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Falafel or Loofa approaches one."

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."

"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."

by TWL.com August 12, 2008

hudini variation

see hudini. adedendum:
Bust in your hand and when she turns her head after the "spit on the back farce" slap her in the damn face.

Last night I gave Katie a hudini variation.

by Adam John April 20, 2006

Vacation beard

The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.

On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.

by Themadbaron May 14, 2011

Vacation Fog

The fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation. This fog sometimes begins to creep in even before anticipated vacations.

My vacation fog finally lifted the third day back on the job.

by eFrazes July 14, 2012

vacation dick

Not your boyfriends dick but a comfortable substitute.

My boyfriend didn't come home last night so I went to see Aaron he has a perfect vacation dick.

by rockstar nicole June 17, 2016