The Thomas Edison

Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...

Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.

by Frank Fontain April 8, 2019

St Thomas Network

The streams of cum leading from woman to woman to woman but eventually leading back to a couple dudes at Carlson

Admissions Pimp: "St Thomas has the St Thomas Network! We allbutguaranteeunderlegalcontracture that we WILL get you a high-finance jobs right out of college!!"

Savvy students: "St Thomas Network? Guess I better bring my umbrellas...sighhhhh..."

EDIT: @urban dictionary staffers, you will not get this unless you WENT to st thomas, a respectable but academically nincompoop school in southern Minnesota. You will not have heard ALL ABOUT THE "St Thomas Network" so you will not understand why their promises of good jobs out of college are completely false. I am not sullying a Catholic institution for its Catholicism--I am a seminarian at a different school in fact--I am drawing under-given attention to a serious lie St Thomas peddles to admitted and high school students about career prospects out of college. I am in line with the college revelution, wherein we can totally see 80% of our college tuition was frittered away on defining basic marketing vocabulary. I encourage you to seriously think again; DO NOT delete this post as it echoes the academic agony of thousands of st Thomas graduates who were told fame and fortune awaited them outside St Thomas' borders but wound up stocking shelves intead.

by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020

Fort Thomas

An itty bitty hell hole of upper middle class crackers who think they are gangsters even though their moms still pack their lunches placed in Northern

“Hey have you been to fort thomas?”
“no and i don’t plan on going”

by fax only June 3, 2021

Thomas

A very kind person,always willing to talk, and be there when your down.

Thomas - Someone whos very supportive.

by Yoyoyotokimoto January 26, 2009

Thomas

The sweetest boy a Sarah, or any girl, could ask for. He knows just what to say, but can't always bring himself to say it. Some may see it as a flaw, but those who truly love him find that they even love that about him. He's also very very tall, but he's the perfect height so that when you hug him, you're right underneath his chin. He's very thoughtful and is a boss writer. He's a good cuddler, but he also shows you respect. He can show love without getting too "touchy feely." I love him so much, he's the nicest person you'll ever meet. He can't be mean- it's near impossible, there is not a single mean bone in his body. He is very smart and certainly shows it. He's not embarassed to hold your hand in front of his friends, even when he knows that he'll get teased by his band peers. He's very polite and definetly shows that he is a man of God through his actions.

"Man, that boy Thomas is so nice!"
"I know, that's why I love him!"

by SarahBearah October 27, 2012

Thomas

A guy that is very funny, charismatic and friendly, and always right. His intellectual mind bodes well in difficult situations and his love of jack Daniels and coke leaves little change in his pocket.
Knows just how to treat a girl right and is a complete romantic at heart. Typically Yorkshire, stubborn but loveable.

girl 1 - "ooOO what did he get youuu!?"

girl 2 - "he got me a thomas!"

by raccoon-girl June 1, 2011

Tomás

A Tomás is a headstrong young man, originating from a Spanish speaking country occasionally mistaken for Mexico. He generally holds one or more black belts, and is applauded for his tendency to present multiple sides of himself to various friend groups. He is never seen without a rubik's cube and reads Anime, even though he's Latino. He never permits himself to be wrong and is literally good at everything except being normal. He has a very wide taste in music and video games, which he spends a considerably large amount of time playing. He also claims to have never been kissed, although there is evidence that shows otherwise, leaving his friends skeptical. He has a passionate love for ice cream, polygamy and writing insignificant essays, which critics speculate take the place of his love life. Many believe that he may actually be asexual as a result. He is a very competitive person and drives all of his friends up the wall. He also cries in a high pitched voice when he doesn't get what he wants. Nonetheless, he's still a cool kid.

"look at that guy doing one-handed pushups. he's such a tomás"

"that guy poked me all day long and now i have bruises. what a tomás thing to do."

"just be a tomás and get a perfect score on your essay."

"wow a yo yo trick that exhibits the string theory. that is such a tomás like thing to show.

by caress189 July 20, 2009