Kinky Twinky

When a male has an erection everytime he see's an elderly woman. Then kidnaps her, kills her and puts a twinky in her vagina. Bury's her. Then two weeks later, digs her up, takes the twinky out with own hand and covers with munging fluids. Usually done at night-time.

"Man, I cant wait for that kinky twinky in the cemetary tonight"

by WHOAkatie October 29, 2006

meat twinkie

1. a corn dog... the food one...
2. an uncircumcised penis

3. a cock

I dipped my meat twinkies tip in ketchup and ate it all up! Mama would of have wanted to eat that big, juicy meat twinkie with me papa though...

by helblinde September 24, 2016

Twinkie-mobile

The van driven by the friendly men in the white coats, who will take you off to the Psychiatric Hospital.

'Charlie freaked out in a major way, and had to take a ride in the Twinkie-mobile!'

by you can call me Floyd August 19, 2007

twinkie bus

noun: A smaller than standard school bus generally used to transport students with mental and/or physical disabilities. "Twinkie" derives from the color of the bus (yellow) as well as the size of the vehicle (small). Also known as short bus or retard rocket.

"You better watch it, Jimmy, or you're going to be riding the twinkie bus to school before you know it.

by Spesh October 7, 2004

pink twinkie

N. The male member.

She was fond of creme filling so she was always after a pink twinkie.

by Time Waster November 13, 2002

Twinkie Cliff

The perfect storm that's brewing as marijuana is being legalized and Twinkie production is ending.

Dude, it's the end of days! The perfect storm! Just when they finally legalized weed, the Twinkies are gone forever. We're going over the Twinkie Cliff!

by TwinkieDude November 16, 2012

Pimpin the twinkie

A school bus driver at work.

Larry was at work today pimpin the twinkie like nobodies business.

by jewelman445 March 3, 2014