Punk tuition

The price you pay for separating your self from another person's self by identifying who you are. Similar to punctuation which separates verbs, nouns or adjectives from each other in grammar. Or the day from the month and the year of the date today or in history or the planned future.

That dude over there didn't pay punk tuition who is he and why is he with us?

by bushlight October 31, 2018

exper-tuit

The term combines experience and the faculty of Intuition. It is the process whereby a person suddenly understands a new bit of knowledge that one did not realize previously.

He suddenly looked at me and exclaimed... 'I KNOW what you mean"! But he found he could not explain what he now Knew? And I realized that it was exper-tuit that allowed him to awaken to this knowledge

by esodoc May 18, 2019

Fart tuitous

Fart tuitous means when a rich person farts.

*fart* oopsie daisies I may have just fart tuitous.

by Farting January 1, 2021

Carpal Tunilingus

The hand/wrist ache you get when going down on a girl and fingering her for a long time.

Man, Becky's on antidepressants I was rubbing her G spot and sucking her bean for like 20 minutes until I developed carpal tunilingus

by #1WomanRespecter#1 March 3, 2022

round-tuition

College expenses for procrastinators.

Some colleges allow you to wait till later to pay for your courses; perhaps this could be a standard "round-tuition" policy for alumni who did well in class.

by QuacksO April 9, 2023

Round Tuit Folder

An imaginary folder (or even a real one) where ideas, recipes, projects, and tasks are placed with the intention of getting around to them eventually, but often end up accumulating indefinitely.

Derived from the phrase "I'll do it when I get a round tuit" (a play on "get around to it").

My Round Tuit Folder is bursting at the seams! I really need to start tackling some of those projects I've been putting off.

by nexzed August 16, 2024

Slopjah tunic

The activity of one stuffing as many shirts as one can into there asshole and ripping the bundle out halfway at a high speed so the anus prolapses and a bit shirt shirt is left hanging out,which then you force a homeless individual to pull the shirt out of the prolapsed anus with their teeth.

Bro,I heard John ditched church last Sunday to go slopjah tunic down the street.

by OnJah223 November 27, 2024