tubed meat

a meat that is in some kind of tube form, usually made from some kind of mystery meat

ex: sausage, hot dogs, brats...

We went to the carnival yesterday. I got a funnel cake while Ben got tubed meat

by leanonpoop February 23, 2009

tuxedo cat

Someone who will take you to expensive places.

My tuxedo cat took me to The Ritz, baby!

by pfuss December 19, 2016

FULL TUXEDO

-code for an eight ball(3.5 grams) of cocaine
(tuxedo)(full tuxedo)(tux)

-We better go for the full tuxedo tonite,it's gonna be a long one.
- Call P....tell him we need to pick up the full tuxedo.

by trockadontstopa February 5, 2010

flesh tuxedo

The foreskin of the penis, characterised by the way it wraps the glans like a suit.

"Damn, I just got my flesh tuxedo pierced and it hurts like hell now"

by TERRA Operative August 5, 2006

Tuxedo Mask

A sexual act in which a black male drops his testicles onto a white female's face, generally around the eye area.

Black Male 1: Yo, man, what did you do last night?

Black Male 2: Man, I fucked the shit outta this white bitch. She was a freak. I even dropped my balls right on her face.

Black Male 1: Oh shit! You tuxedo masked her?

Black Male 2: Fuck yeah!

by RealzDealz June 13, 2011

taked

took; taken

Confess your sins to Jesus and He will relieve you, your burdens taked.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

Tuke

Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse

If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho

by Aballofcorn May 3, 2014