Aussie Munch and Tuck
Aussie Munch and Tuck by smittybones February 2, 2023
Get the Aussie Munch and Tuck mug.
TSA Tuck
A natural condition arising from ill-fitting pants or the very unnatural condition caused by suspiciously thorough pat downs by Transportation Security Administration agents at airports. It is easily recognizable as a combination of wedgie and camel toe.
Related Words
tucker • tuck • Tucker Carlson • tuckle • tucked • tuck in • tucker fucker • tuck and roll • Tucky • tuckered
Burp and tuck
The act of closing a deal, usually dealing with someone who is a pain in the ass or unreasonable. The phrase refers to putting a crying baby to sleep, burp them and tuck them away to bed.
Sales person; "Dave, can you help me with this customer? She is being completely unreasonable and won't accept no for an answer."
Dave; "Do you need me to give her a burp and tuck?"
Dave; "Do you need me to give her a burp and tuck?"
Burp and tuck by Montana Matty June 8, 2017
nip/tuck
One of the best show's currently on television. It is incredibly graphic and delightfully twisted. There is raw sex, violence, drug use, back stabbing, beautiful women, fast cars, and of course, graphic depictions of surgeries. It deals with issues like transexuality, orgies, death,etc. in a frank and honest manner that no other show on television would be willing to touch.
"Hey did you see that episode of nip/tuck where some crazy mortician cut all the arms and legs off of a body and sewed them on to his sister's dead body and then had sex with it?"
"No, but did you see the one where Matt went to a gay bar went and home with a Tranny? Matt made out with him, and then after finding out he still had a penis, he kicked the guy's face in a bunch of times."
"Yeah, then that tranny got a bunch of tranny friends together and kicked the shit out of Matt on the street and then pissed all over him; it was great."
"No, but did you see the one where Matt went to a gay bar went and home with a Tranny? Matt made out with him, and then after finding out he still had a penis, he kicked the guy's face in a bunch of times."
"Yeah, then that tranny got a bunch of tranny friends together and kicked the shit out of Matt on the street and then pissed all over him; it was great."