fuck tube 

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina as it is effectively a tube into which the male member is inserted.

Dave: So mate, do you think you'll get any action tonight?
Warren: Dunno dude but as we're going to that complete meat market of a club tonight there should be plenty of sluts their whose fuck tubes need plugging.
Dave: Yeah man, you gotta violate those fucking fuck tubes!

fuck tube by Ball Bag February 21, 2006

Throbbing Blood Tube 

Another way to describe a long hard cock

Whore 1: His big long throbbing blood tube went into my ass to my mouth
Whore 2: What the fuck

Throbbing Blood Tube by KillingMySelf July 25, 2016

Crusty tube sock 

A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.

“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”

“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”

Crusty tube sock by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

two tube

Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.

Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.

two tube by Edword August 2, 2006

foof tube 

A foof tube is a device made from scented dryer sheets, a cardboard tube, and a rubber band. It is used to mask the smell of smoke, usually marijuana.

To make: Rubber band one dryer sheet to an end of the tube, and stuff the tube with the rest of the sheets. Smoke passing through this tube will smell laundry fresh!

Also known as a blow tube.

"Man, smoking in my parents' basement can be sketch, but I use a foof tube and they're none the wiser!"

foof tube by ogmarshall December 16, 2008

Watermelons in tube socks

When a chick has big, sagging breasts

Even though the history teach had watermelons in tube socks, their girth still appealed to most of the boys in the class.

Watermelons in tube socks by Jude Fawley March 12, 2008

Pittsburgh Tube-Sock

When you shit in a tube sock and then slap the girl in the face with it.

Sandy was being a bitch last night and so i gave her the ol' Pittsburgh Tube-Sock. Now she is pressing charges.

Pittsburgh Tube-Sock by Bradley and Jake January 10, 2007