traffic jamming

When you're stuck in traffic listening to the radio and you notice the car next to you listening to the same station. You both roll down your windows and start jamming.

I rolled up next to a guy in traffic today listening to the same song on the radio, so I rolled down the window and we started traffic jamming.

by chuckgregory February 24, 2010

Traffuck

When you can't get somewhere because the traffic is horrible.

"Sorry I'll be late for poker, dude, I'm in horrible traffuck."

by GooGuyGooGuy September 8, 2013

Trafford Middle School

Trafford’s failed attempt at a middle school. It will cultivate you into an aggressive delinquent. All the teachers are either creepy predators, mentally unstable, eat their feelings, or all three! Substitutes are walked all over and yinz better watch out on Fry Friday’s because it gets real. Administration insists we are smarter than Penn but we all know it’s a cover up for all the pregnancies.

“Becca is so messed up because she went to Trafford Middle School

by BigXan April 20, 2019

Compartmentalised Traffic Window

A highly innovative method of traffic calming first initiated by Colin Minton of Ford Village Society. It's primary aims are probably really good but I can't actually remember what they are at present.

Police: "Oh cheers Colin, another great presentation on the Compartmentalised Traffic Window".

Colin: "Cheers Mr. Policeman"

by Mr. Policeman March 22, 2010

San Francisco Traffic Jam

What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.

Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?

by frosty174 October 3, 2016

Truffles

When you are at a bar and too drunk to remember a lady's name, she shall be referred to as Truffles.

Guy #1: I met this chick at the bar last night
Guy #2: Oh yeah?
Guy #1: Yeah, I got her number but can't remember her name.
Guy #2: Oh, so you met Truffles?
Guy #1: Yeah, Truffles was the definition of an Arlington Girl.

by Fun Johnny May 11, 2009

trafficky

sea of red lights on the nation's highway; that uneasy feeling that comes with being stuck in traffic; the nature of traffic

There's an accident on the main corridor and everything is typically trafficky.

by Douglas Willliam Mowbray October 13, 2006