Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.

Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...

by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014

have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!

Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!

by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022

Time travel

when people travel to other places and times

(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)

by TREncryption May 29, 2018

Travel Bud

A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.

If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL

Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?

Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!

by BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW July 1, 2008

Travelable

To be able to travel or move.

That trailer has a roof and is travelable.

by Opgoducks October 16, 2020

Gullible's Travels

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.

If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.

by QuacksO April 10, 2022

Traveling Toothbrush

When you brush your teeth while walking and not in the bathroom.

Mother: Is that the traveling toothbrush?
Timmy: Yes

by BlitzBerries June 7, 2024