A woman who hangs out with Jeep Guys, likes to ride in jeeps or is attracted to big 4 wheel drive trucks. usually clothed like a slut, likes to get nailed in the woods, and hangs all over a different guy every weekend or passed around among friends.
by jeepguy242 November 21, 2009
The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.
by theoxfordcomma July 29, 2013
When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp which read "oops" that they could read through his especially hairy unhappy trail.
by Uncle Wink August 28, 2007
When, out of politeness, you go out of the tent to fart. Then, despite your best efforts, it follows you back in.
She: "Whoa, dude, who cut one?! That shit is toxic. My eyes are burning!"
He: "O, my sincerest apologies, m'lady. I did my best to leave that at the flap. I knew that shit'd be narsty. Must've been the chem-trails."
She: "What? Who said that?!"
He: "O, my sincerest apologies, m'lady. I did my best to leave that at the flap. I knew that shit'd be narsty. Must've been the chem-trails."
She: "What? Who said that?!"
by macazootie September 21, 2009
by Hank McCain September 17, 2003
Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.
by Dick Splash January 02, 2004
The act of smacking your buddies nuts and then punching him in the anus. Hence the "nuts" and "chooclate" making up "trail mix".
Larry: "Trail mix!"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
by Oldschooljeep48 April 10, 2013