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traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
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Traffic-Jammed
Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021
mugGet the traffic jammedmug.

Trafficful

Stfu im on a trafficful road right now mum
by 6 inches April 21, 2022
mugGet the Trafficfulmug.

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
mugGet the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jammug.

Trafficated

when you're stuck in what was once a small town turned mini city like Las Vegas or DC without the bars, but instead replace w/ stores and restaraunts and misc crap shops which seems to be the only way people come and go from home thus causing heavy pointless traffic
South Hill is really trafficated today, these assholes wont let anyone in, the intersection is blocked and weve been sitting at this light at least 3 times.
by dirtybird loves batman November 27, 2007
mugGet the Trafficatedmug.

Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.
Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.
by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025
mugGet the Traffic Jammug.

traffic cone rock

a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.
what do you think of this song?”

“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”
by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 15, 2023
mugGet the traffic cone rockmug.

downtown traffic

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman
Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.
by lalaluscious February 7, 2014
mugGet the downtown trafficmug.

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