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Traffic

Basketball term for defenders in the paint, when a player drives in the defenders will attempt to cut off lanes 'thereby traffic'
Break Em Off by Paul Wall
"I'm higher than a satellite, crawling like a baby
maneuvering through the traffic like I'm Tracy McGrady"

Westbrook drove the ball into traffic before kicking it out to Harden in the corner.
by CandyPaintedExcursion February 2, 2020
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Ozumba traffic

This is a traffic jam that knows no beginning or end, an Ozumba traffic links one endless traffic to another one. It usually occur during working days, it has its origin from Lagos, Nigeria.
This Ozumba traffic is scary today.
I am sure I will get home by mid night today, thanks to Ozumba tariff.
by MacCaswell February 4, 2020
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Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management
by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020
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Traffic Cone

A girl named Leticia that wears orange and white
by Pussy Gobler February 26, 2020
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Traffic Cone

A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020
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Sydney traffic

Have you seen how Sydney people drive? Yeah Sydney traffic is the worst bro, I have constant anxiety attacks of some uninsured Punjab or Asian merging into my vehicle constantly.
by Markusbcool September 25, 2020
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Brain traffic

Noun. A state of mind or condion that one may experience when a brains thought process cannot power down for a much-needed rest or sleep peiod. Typically occurs when one's body is flooded with excitement or worry before a big day the night before, restlessness caused by lack of sleep or anxiety.
"Roger tossed & turned not being able to get comfortable because the BRAIN TRAFFIC would not ease up."
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* December 25, 2023
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