Do you understand (that)?
by Light Joker May 31, 2005
Get the You got that?mug. This is a term that someone, in a sentence, uses typically to express his Disillusionment, Dismay, Disenchantment, Disapproval, or Disappointment, regarding another person's using A Turn of Humour at the detriment & expense (Maliciously or Innocuously) of another person/entity -- usually, the one who felt compelled to invoke "Got Jokes" is the one who had been Punk'd by That Uttered Joke; though, there are some times when the person who is using "Got Jokes" may be invoking It, as a matter of Defense, on behalf of another person/entity who was the actual recipient of this errant Turn of Humour.
Example 1---
person 1: "Aww, man... ...I _need_ to go on ahead and just get this AIDS Test done, for R'il/for R'il! I'm damn near out my fuckin' mind, worryin' about whether I got It, or not!"
person 2: "Aw, yeah, man.. ..I recommend you get Dat Shit as soon as possible."
person 1: "I know/I know.. ..I mean, I don't wanna be like *your* Skankin' Ass, 'n' shit!"
person 2: "Oh yeah? I see. so, You **Got Jokes,** huh?"
person 1: "yeah I do, muh|fucker -- yeah, I do. you know i still love You, though, Dawg."
person 2: "hm. do you love me like the way you loved that Chimpanzee, earlier last week?"
person 1: ". . . . ."
person 2: ":-). you see, I **Got Jokes,** too."
person 1: "yeah; and, in a few more moments, you're gonna **Got My Foot** in your arse, as well!"
person 2: "l.o.l."
Example 2---
***Rock|Rock*** (8:28:58 p.m.): oh for Fuck's Sakes: i swear, the next time i hear George Dubya say "nook-kee-lur," i'ma send the sum|bitch a **Hooked On Phonics** Tape! my fucking god, man..
SoooOnPoint (8:30:07 p.m.): Yeah. Seriously. I personally am not able to surmise just how it was that a person of such apparent limited-intellectual capacity was able to land such a high-power job, as The Presidency, in the first place. He, himself, must have been giving some blowjobs, under desks, or something.
SnVnPnC (8:30:17 p.m.): lolz
Repub4Lif (8:31:22 p.m.): so u mother fucken libbies got jokes bout out prezidant or sumthin huh//?
well youall can go suck a fat1 an dye you freeedom hating bastards!11!!!1!
***Rock|Rock*** (8:32:45 p.m.): aww.. ..isn't It cute? a Red|Neck Bum|Fuck attempting to communicate with us as if he were A Human.
let us observe this Mystical Creature -- he may try "communicating" one more time.
.....
Repub4Lif (8:34:01 p.m.): FCUK U SCUM SUCKNG COMMEE!!1!1!!!
SoooOnPoint (8:35:58 p.m.): :-). Yes, of course. Using the profane as a point of refuge, when this animal has no actual intelligent manner of disputing what it is we are saying. Somehow, I am not surprised by this, at all.
***Repub4Lif has exited the room***
SnVnPnC (8:36:10 p.m.): thank god!!
person 1: "Aww, man... ...I _need_ to go on ahead and just get this AIDS Test done, for R'il/for R'il! I'm damn near out my fuckin' mind, worryin' about whether I got It, or not!"
person 2: "Aw, yeah, man.. ..I recommend you get Dat Shit as soon as possible."
person 1: "I know/I know.. ..I mean, I don't wanna be like *your* Skankin' Ass, 'n' shit!"
person 2: "Oh yeah? I see. so, You **Got Jokes,** huh?"
person 1: "yeah I do, muh|fucker -- yeah, I do. you know i still love You, though, Dawg."
person 2: "hm. do you love me like the way you loved that Chimpanzee, earlier last week?"
person 1: ". . . . ."
person 2: ":-). you see, I **Got Jokes,** too."
person 1: "yeah; and, in a few more moments, you're gonna **Got My Foot** in your arse, as well!"
person 2: "l.o.l."
Example 2---
***Rock|Rock*** (8:28:58 p.m.): oh for Fuck's Sakes: i swear, the next time i hear George Dubya say "nook-kee-lur," i'ma send the sum|bitch a **Hooked On Phonics** Tape! my fucking god, man..
SoooOnPoint (8:30:07 p.m.): Yeah. Seriously. I personally am not able to surmise just how it was that a person of such apparent limited-intellectual capacity was able to land such a high-power job, as The Presidency, in the first place. He, himself, must have been giving some blowjobs, under desks, or something.
SnVnPnC (8:30:17 p.m.): lolz
Repub4Lif (8:31:22 p.m.): so u mother fucken libbies got jokes bout out prezidant or sumthin huh//?
well youall can go suck a fat1 an dye you freeedom hating bastards!11!!!1!
***Rock|Rock*** (8:32:45 p.m.): aww.. ..isn't It cute? a Red|Neck Bum|Fuck attempting to communicate with us as if he were A Human.
let us observe this Mystical Creature -- he may try "communicating" one more time.
.....
Repub4Lif (8:34:01 p.m.): FCUK U SCUM SUCKNG COMMEE!!1!1!!!
SoooOnPoint (8:35:58 p.m.): :-). Yes, of course. Using the profane as a point of refuge, when this animal has no actual intelligent manner of disputing what it is we are saying. Somehow, I am not surprised by this, at all.
***Repub4Lif has exited the room***
SnVnPnC (8:36:10 p.m.): thank god!!
by ***Rock|Rock*** (a.k.a. "Mayor McShiv") June 11, 2006
Get the Got Jokesmug. used by very lazy people who don't feel like saying, "don't have any". It's a double negitive that probably derived from the rednecks.
by My Face July 10, 2004
Get the ain't got nomug. To get shown up, usually in the form of a beat down, especially if brought on by one's own running of the mouth
After starting the fight, Santana Moss totally got bitched by Corey Webster in the week 1 Giants-Redskins game.
by Sinorice Moss October 7, 2009
Get the got bitchedmug. 
This is very common term used amongst the homies during any type of one-on-on competition such as Pool and Video Games.
by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003
Get the got nextmug. To be overcome by the emotions of the moment. Usually occurs during cliche' moments, loaded with emotionally charged context. Most often manifests itself in tears (of joy or sorrow) for complete strangers. First heard at Mars Hill Church, Grand Rapids MI
I saw the soldiers walking down the hall at the airport. The people around me started standing up and clapping. It was so moving, I got Oprahed.
by Joshua Mathew February 23, 2007
Get the got Oprahedmug.