Ginger wizard

A ginger wizard is a ginger fucking neek that is good at maths and computers but usually smell like watsits and a very odd wanker.

Yeah mate remember that ginger wizard that went to our school”

“Yeah I remember that twat”

by Jacob heason March 31, 2021

DOOMING WIZARD

Will single-handedly DOOM your soul, no matter who ever tf you are. He will be the god of earth in 4 days

Me: Fuck off

DOOMING WIZARD: DOOM YOU
Me: OH no pls fuck my wife

by Tectone April 6, 2021

sexuality wizard

An old man in a wizard costume that tells you your sexuality with 100% accuracy. But takes your right sock as a payment

Person 1: hey i visited the sexuality wizard yesterday
Person 2: cool

by Sldbldbdkvdhd June 6, 2021

Ginger Wizard

An obnoxious red haired Oirish Man with a propensity to drink large volumes of the Black Stuff and expell unatural quantities of a very foul smelling gas whilst still managing to get the love of a fit Amurican Filly and magically ( using a blue pill, her's is termed a roofie, his a Viagra, dont get them mixed up or you'll spend the night get rodgered by your missus)satisfying her needs (so he says).

Keven Connolly, the Ginger Wizard, got engaged to Jodie Wall!

by Kevensucksass January 9, 2009

Wizard Of Odd

Hung like sparrow and all the personality of a paper cup, that's WOO.

He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.

Wizard Of Odd, Wizard Of Odd, on your knees, I want a blow job!

by Xiang March 18, 2005

wizards sleeve

when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'

"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"

by annonymous15 November 6, 2006

Mr. Wizard

The person with all the knowledge. usualy used with a sarcastic connotation.

Casper: my out look on the situation...
telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."

by k and D sessions June 28, 2005