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sexuality wizard

An old man in a wizard costume that tells you your sexuality with 100% accuracy. But takes your right sock as a payment
Person 1: hey i visited the sexuality wizard yesterday
Person 2: cool
by Sldbldbdkvdhd June 6, 2021
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WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.
Julian became 20 on the 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
by LonelyAndrogyn September 17, 2021
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DOOMING WIZARD

Will single-handedly DOOM your soul, no matter who ever tf you are. He will be the god of earth in 4 days
Me: Fuck off

DOOMING WIZARD: DOOM YOU
Me: OH no pls fuck my wife
by Tectone April 6, 2021
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Ginger Wizard

An obnoxious red haired Oirish Man with a propensity to drink large volumes of the Black Stuff and expell unatural quantities of a very foul smelling gas whilst still managing to get the love of a fit Amurican Filly and magically ( using a blue pill, her's is termed a roofie, his a Viagra, dont get them mixed up or you'll spend the night get rodgered by your missus)satisfying her needs (so he says).
Keven Connolly, the Ginger Wizard, got engaged to Jodie Wall!
by Kevensucksass January 9, 2009
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Wizard Of Odd

Hung like sparrow and all the personality of a paper cup, that's WOO.

He likes nothing more than to get on his knees and have a rolled up copy of the latest PCG rammed up his poop hole.
Wizard Of Odd, Wizard Of Odd, on your knees, I want a blow job!
by Xiang March 18, 2005
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wizards sleeve

when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'
"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
by annonymous15 November 6, 2006
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whispering wizard

a small smoking device that when smoked allows the faint voice of the old whispering wizard to guide you in your every day life.
simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
by simon the snake eater February 28, 2009
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