Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"

by MinecraftProPlayer200 November 6, 2018

smack the kitty

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only

"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"

by kknelson April 7, 2008

flip flaping the jacking sack

Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.

i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.

flip flap the jacking sack

by wakety sacety May 8, 2009

smack the bird

Is a term referring to oral sex, whereas you go down on your lady as shes spread eagle.

"My girlfriend loves when I smack the bird"

My lady loved when I smack the bird

by birdsmacka September 15, 2014

the big smack

any type of sexual encounter that involves one of the partners being smacked against a wall

Bro: "Aw damn, you gave your girl the big smack last night?"

Other bro: "Yeah, she got a bloody nose, but I popped a hard-on"

by big boi buford April 19, 2018

The innapropiatte stick act

When a girl shoves a a stick from a tree up their vagina.

Emily wont stop doing the innapropiatte stick act in my backyard, I have cum on my tree now.

by GimmeSomeWhoreShit November 12, 2018

The innapropiatte stick act

When a girl shoves a stick from a tree up their vagina.

Emily wont stop doing the innapropiatte stick act in my backyard.

by GimmeSomeWhoreShit November 12, 2018