Rapist Hunter

When one tries to explain to a group of freinds that if 5 of them cannot repel one rapist (but using the disasterous words "beat off" one rapist) in a dark alley at night, they become notoriouslt known as a Rapist Hunter - only in the sense that one wants to pleasure them instead of kill.

Becomes funnier on one's own part when one plays along ...

Idiot: "Guys, if five of us can't beat off one rapist..."

Funny Guy: "HAHAHA, "beat off" .. Rapists beware! ... you Rapist Hunter"

Other Guy: " Hey, that dude is a rapist" *points*

Idiot: "Soooo ... you're a rapist are you!?!" *evil grin + rubs hands together as if up to no good*

... unexpected comedy.

by RyRy28 September 16, 2011

food rapist

A person who has authority over defenseless people ( young children, seniors, disabled, prisoners...etc) and knowingly provides only unhealthy food choices.

The boarding school caretaker was a food rapist who served the children only cheap processed junk food in order to pocket more of the food budget.

by Kittycares September 08, 2019

rapistful

state of being filled with rapists, or being full of language which suggests rapist tendancies

that club was pervy and rapistful.

i'm sorry for that comment about the chloroform, it was rapistful.

by babygotbackstrom September 20, 2009

Soaker-rapist

A Mormon rapist who cannot have sex with their victim and instead soaks (see soaks for definition).

I bet Zach Wilson was a soaker-rapist at BYU.

by Steve Hillson November 19, 2023

Time-rapist

A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.

The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.

I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist

by vf4d8v1 March 01, 2019

Quantum Rapist

This is when a spouse cheats on you without using protection, and proceeds to go home and touch you sexually without using protection. While the act consentual not, being exposed to new partners unknowingly is QUANTUM RAPE.

Did you hear about that quantum rapist, he cheated on his wife with men and women.

by Squeekx143 January 15, 2025

Radio rapist

One who sits way behind the front line enforcing their sexual whims on a non consensual audience

Did you get the latest mandatory broadcast?
Yeah, I wish I could turn those damned radio rapists off, I'm starting to miss Christmas music in retail.

by Inverse headset April 14, 2022