The Jack and Pass is a bedtime ritual, some people swear by it. To Jack and Pass is to jack off and then pass out. The excitement of masturbation followed by the relief of getting a nut puts you in a relaxed state, allowing you to fall asleep quickly.
Person 1: Hey we're going to the bar, wanna come with?
Person 2: Nah I'm kinda tired, probably gonna go home to Jack and Pass.
Person 2: Nah I'm kinda tired, probably gonna go home to Jack and Pass.
by maryland manson August 21, 2020
Get the Jack and Passmug. PASS, AKA The Missouri Pass is used by normal people when midwesterners ask them an annoying question, when “no, or no thanks, or nah” is just not enough. It’s one small word that says so little, yet is an insulting and effective way of never, ever doing something.
Hey TJ, wanna sit in the driveway and have a few drinks in the 95° weather, while I scream at my kids?
TJ: PASS (Missouri Pass)
TJ: PASS (Missouri Pass)
by DoLessNoStressGodBless September 4, 2022
Get the Missouri Passmug. by juice puppy September 16, 2004
Get the juice passmug. Old school Italians from South Philly would say this meaning "run the vacuum". It came from when Vacuums weren't electric, restaurants still use the non-electric sweepers.
by PhunkyDB September 24, 2020
Get the pass the sweepermug. A pass that apparently is used to play Kanye games on ROBLOX. If you use an emoji “claimed” by someone else, you owe them a Kanye pas? It’s Dumb. Worth has “increased” “DuE tO iNfLaTiOn”
Price Inflation
1 pass = 2 hours of ROBLOX Kanye games
1 pass = 19 hours!?? according to dummies 😟
Using an emoji “costs” you more Kanye passes than it used to.
Price Inflation
1 pass = 2 hours of ROBLOX Kanye games
1 pass = 19 hours!?? according to dummies 😟
Using an emoji “costs” you more Kanye passes than it used to.
Y/N: “I hate this game so much 😡”
Dummy: “Hey you owe me 98 Kanye Passes for using that emoji 😡😡”
Dummy 2: “You just used it TWICE now you owe me 2 passes”
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Dummy: “Hey you owe me 98 Kanye Passes for using that emoji 😡😡”
Dummy 2: “You just used it TWICE now you owe me 2 passes”
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by Osperia March 31, 2022
Get the Kanye Passesmug. A mental slang used as a satirical and exaggerated expression of wanting to kill yourself
Typically if you’re ever in a situation where you feel like “blowing your brains out” or “Jumping off a bridge” this term would be appropriate.
Although it’s not ideal to use in a real life sentence. It can be used as symbolism for wanting to die after a major inconvenience.
Typically if you’re ever in a situation where you feel like “blowing your brains out” or “Jumping off a bridge” this term would be appropriate.
Although it’s not ideal to use in a real life sentence. It can be used as symbolism for wanting to die after a major inconvenience.
Weird awkward dinner where your uncle comes off as a pedophile in his choice of words
(Internal Dialogue amongst yourself )
“Pass The Salt”
(Internal Dialogue amongst yourself )
“Pass The Salt”
by hcemkek August 8, 2021
Get the Pass The Saltmug. by Hailey Christiannnn February 20, 2020
Get the a kiss passmug.