nap jag

To jerk off during a nap or in order to take a nap

I managed to squeeze in a nap jag before wife got home.

I want tied enough to sleep so I did a quick nap jag to help.

by Grumar July 16, 2014

meth nap

A short nap that regenerates your energy

Pam was so tired she took a meth nap on her lunch break.

by Ggregg5425 May 28, 2016

Keg Nap

When You lay down, put a keg on your chest or beside you, put the hose in your mouth, and drink until you take a "nap".

I had a hangover after my keg nap.

by Dane Izzington January 11, 2008

Skin nap

When you are at a music festival and get the urge. You and your partner slip into the tent for a little Afternoon Delight.

Phoebe and I had a quick skin nap inbetween sets.

by The Real Chas August 4, 2018

niggie nap

Taking a nap when you're supposed to be doing something important.

Carl, why the hell isn't the house cleaned? What have you been doing? Chill bae, I was taking a niggie nap.

I really have to get this report done but I think I'm going to take a niggie nap instead.

by Bbdaddy June 15, 2014

Ozzy Nap

When someone falls asleep at a bad time, in a bad place, or in an awkward position. This comes from a part in Ozzy Osbourne's autobiography, I am Ozzy, where he falls asleep with his leg on fire.

Dude, did you see that girl who fell asleep upside down on the stairs? Total Ozzy Nap!

by Slim Tottles February 23, 2010

Nevvy Nap

A person who sleeps more times during the day then a 90 year old woman in a care home. Also known as Neville aka ‘The Longest Bottom”

OMG, is he having a nevvy nap, again? That’s twice this afternoon.

by K1NG L3ONIDAS October 14, 2021