French Handshake

The accidental male to male contact which happens during double penetration

"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!

by samweis July 08, 2010

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smitty handshake

The act of sticking your hand in your ass crack and shaking some ones hand...

Bruce gave Amanda a Smitty Handshake..and she loved it..

by captnhowdy January 03, 2005

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Russian Handshake

The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.

Dude: Ever hear of a Russian Handshake?
Russian: No.
Dude: Yeah, me neither.

by bearded pirate dancer January 05, 2006

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Thai-handshake

A completely unorthodox, improvised and off the cuff sex act.

Andrew scored a Thai-handshake from Vivien in the bathroom at the prom after party.

by urabanodictionaro May 19, 2017

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Prison Handshake

A common practice in prison to greet fresh meat with an unwanted and unnecessary hand job. Anal extrusions may also occur.

Paulie just got in the pen, time to give him the ole prison handshake, boys get the lube

Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake

They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!

by neoshinobi September 27, 2009

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