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French Blossom

A wonderfuly fragrant booty hole.
The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.

The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
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French typewriter

A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.
"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"
by The French Typist October 19, 2011
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French People

They simply do not exist, if someone tells you they are Fr*nch don't believe them they are lying.
"Oui are French People."

"No your not, the Fr*nch aren't real silly."
by Gh0sty6 November 14, 2022
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Disco French

The minuscule knowledge of the French language learned specifically from pop songs by such artists as LaBelle, ABBA, Blondie, Kylie Minogue and Lady Gaga.
Him: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."
by soanim8ed July 10, 2011
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French deepfry

When you make French toast mix and put your dick in the batter then you stick it in the frying pan. It may sting a bit but at the end you have a nice treat for you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend.
Friend: Yo dude, what'd you eat this morning?
You: well, I gave my girl a French deepfry.
by Linkimusprime December 2, 2019
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French Butterfly

When a lady is lying nude on her back, legs in the air, and the gentleman politely rubs his bare manhood along the outside of her who-ha until he’s finished.
I’d like to master my conversational French, but if I had to choose between speaking it and perfecting the French Butterfly, I’d always prefer the latter.
by Laia Sugarbush May 11, 2018
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swirly french

The act of dipping one's genitals into a toilet bowl, getting a blow job, and then French kissing said blower.
My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.

My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.
by Frandoozle November 27, 2017
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