Fold; overweight and elderly (combination of fat and old)
Folded; When someone is over 55 years old and they just inhaled a whole pizza and a “love it” size ice cream from cold stone they are folded. adjective.
Folded; When someone is over 55 years old and they just inhaled a whole pizza and a “love it” size ice cream from cold stone they are folded. adjective.
my daughter and I are having ice cream and I ask her if i look “fold” or “am i folded?”
friend: “that man is fat AND old!”
friend 2: “ Wow! He folded”
bro #1 “hey bro did you see my new chick”
bro #2 “dude! she’s folded. she’s fat and old!”
friend: “that man is fat AND old!”
friend 2: “ Wow! He folded”
bro #1 “hey bro did you see my new chick”
bro #2 “dude! she’s folded. she’s fat and old!”
by Petexia Tired-of-all-this June 24, 2022
Present tense
Jaime: Was I supposed to done something with you today?
Josiah: Yeah you were supposed to pick me up from the airport today, wtf you fucking fold!
Past Tense(North Jersey)
Jay: *drops blunt*
Paul: Gah damn you foldin! Somebody's fucking ya bitch, call ya girl!
Jaime: Was I supposed to done something with you today?
Josiah: Yeah you were supposed to pick me up from the airport today, wtf you fucking fold!
Past Tense(North Jersey)
Jay: *drops blunt*
Paul: Gah damn you foldin! Somebody's fucking ya bitch, call ya girl!
by Giovanni Night July 20, 2018
by ‘ligma’ July 29, 2021
A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.
1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.
by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009
The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”
“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
by GlennNasty January 11, 2018
An aluminium fold is when your buttcrack is so wet it goes kind of silver and hard but lightweight aswell.
by blazefister69.420.666 November 28, 2019
Sometimes referred to as AQF, is an obnoxious poker league where slow plays are encouraged, yet ridiculed, cussing, drinking and sarcasm are prerequisits, members usually are gifted nicknames from other players or their spouses, this is not where the meek at heart gather.
cards are delt.
"call" -says bubbles
"raise"-says jACK-oFF
"Another Quality Fold" says tiger
Another Quality Fold is said to have occurred.
"call" -says bubbles
"raise"-says jACK-oFF
"Another Quality Fold" says tiger
Another Quality Fold is said to have occurred.
by poppy3415 February 13, 2013